I’m not really that good at math. Not that I’m all Barbie-math-is-hard — I was a whiz at geometry. What can I say, I’m better with words than with numbers.
However, color me proud to be couponing my way into cheaper formula. That’s right – I’m combining all sorts of discounts and discovering that smaller packaging is actually cheaper per ounce than the larger refill packs. I’m talking about a savings of almost $0.15 per ounce.
What has my life become?
My days are filled with a snorting infant. Fo’ realz, how does such a little thing make so much noise? She’s not a crier (please fate, don’t think I’m tempting you), but she makes all sorts of noises: gurgles, snorts, pterodactyl calls, monkey hoots, old man sighs. She likes to be read to, and is currently paying more attention than I expected as I read Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir) by Jenny Lawson. It’s really funny, so I imagine I’m giving her a good understanding of modern humor.
I’m slowly getting the hang of this, which means it’s going to radically change in the next 15 seconds.